Now that’s a birthday present!

Not happy now with what the boyf got me for my birthday 😦

A US woman has written a book about the unusual gift she gave her husband for his 40th birthday – 365 nights of sex.

(and yes I am trying to lighten up the blog this afternoon)

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16 Responses

  1. “A US woman has written a book about the unusual gift she gave her husband for his 40th birthday – 365 nights of sex”

    Yeh………………………but who with ?

  2. IATW, the lady’s literary sequel was entitled:
    ‘Home Cooking: How To Eat At Home 365 Days per year’.

  3. IATW: English grammar lesson:

    ‘with whom’

  4. Walrus 😆

  5. My wife gave me the same present.

    So did my mistress.

  6. I’d probably want a break after 6 months.

  7. Fuzzy Duck? or does he…..

  8. How about a funny duck? Or maybe a dunny . . . ?

  9. hehe migs

  10. I also am thinking of writing some volumes about my life.

    Volumes 1-2 will cover my toddler years.

    Volumes 3-7 my school years.

    Volumes 8-15 my coming of age years.

    Page 1054 – my sex life.

  11. Yeh, but only 1/2 a glass Miglo – it it even possible to only drink 1/2 a glass? 😉

  12. “Forget the sex”????

    We can’t. Don’t you know it’s encoded directly into the Y-chromosome!!! 😛

  13. Hasn’t she heard the dictum ‘Abstinence’ makes the heart grow fonder?

  14. She’s trying the give the poor bastard a heart attack.

    It’ll probably work, too.

  15. “Not happy now with what the boyf got me for my birthday ”

    VOMIT !

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