What if Howard had Won the Election..? Caption Competition

Min and Jane have broached the idea – “What if Howard had won the election?”

How would he be handling today’s economic crisis? Jane suggests that he’d be trotting out the same old mantra that “we’ve never had it so good.”

What do you think he’d be saying?

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42 Responses

  1. “Yee of little faith…”

    “The lord works in mysterious ways…”

    “Trust in your saviour…ME!”

    “I raze people to the death, or was that…raze them from the…heck I forget how it goes”

  2. “Yee of little faith”

    LOL!!! 🙂

  3. “And here endeth the lesson”

  4. King John : I cast you out! Unclean Union spirit!

    Groggy Labor voter: Shove it up your Exclusive Brethren loving hole, you rodent!

    King John: In the Name of our Lord Dick Cheney God of war & thunderous farts! It is he who commands us!

    Rise!

    Rise freed from long holiday bondage…and appreciate your servitude.

    and clip my eyebrows whilst you’re at it.
    N’

    (Borrowed a bit from ‘The Exorcist’)

  5. Howard: H h hold on…………………….thats my tracksuit

  6. Rodent: “Get back to your WorkChoices, leftist bludger!”

  7. Get up Maxine! You only lost by 14 votes.

  8. “……aaah TB!”

    “I’ve heard about your dress sense! Now ye shall pay the ultimate price…!!”

  9. “oh come on – Ruddock is dead and he can still walk”

  10. “Is that a man with a pony tail – he must be gay – destroy!”

  11. “What if Howard had won the election?” “What do you think he’d be saying?”

    Head Job? Head Job? Again?

    No! Janette always says it was never never a core promise.

  12. “And in forming my new Cabinet, Mr. Kelty is being brought into the position as Minister for DoCS and Centre Link, (minor election details later), the Hon. P Ruddock is being promoted to Treasury, the Hon P. Costello is being given the difficult job as Arts Minister , the Hon. K Andrews to the new position as Minister for the Forlorn, and on and on…….the Hon A Abbott ?.

  13. “…ah ah, sreb, laugh at my taser would you, its longer’n yours – and electric…and leave that nice TB from Queensland alone – he has friends in the church y’know “

  14. I remember this little gem of a piccie from the Election.

    It’s Howard as Palpatine zapping a somewhat over-fed Luke Skywalker while the excerable Sophie Numb-Nuts stands next to him doing her best Princess Leah impressions.

    Had he won the election, the Republic would be dead and we’d all be off playing Imperial Storm Troopers in Iraq by now.

    Regrettable, it would be, yes, regrettable….as Yoda would say.

  15. It’s Howard as Palpatine
    Evan, on March 5th, 2009 at 11:35 pm Said:

    I am glad you brought this up. If anybody looks like Palpatine, its Kevin Rudd.

    Prime Minister Showpony also has the same brain dead loyal followers.

  16. OMD Tony – you are right – 58% of voters are brain dead.

  17. you are right – 58% of voters are brain dead.
    joni, on March 6th, 2009 at 12:23 am Said:”

    You have actually said something i agree with. Within 13 months, Daffy Duck has turned a $20B surplus into a $20b deficit and all you leftoids can do is praise Swandive.

    What next?? Showpony puts our hard earned tax dollars into the garters of the strippers at the strip club he likes to visit and his popularity goes up 10%. Unemployment rises to 10% and the ALP 2PP goes up to 70%. Government debt blows out to $200B and the ALP vote goes up to 80%. Unemployment reaches 20% and the ALP is now in power everywhere with the 2PP at 90%.

    And the pigs say we have never been better off.

  18. I’ve always found that photo offensive – can’t think of any funny caption. A woman collapses in front of the man and all he can do is stand back and stare, even a photographer snapping photo’s – why didn’t Howard rush to help and comforther?

  19. I’ve always found that photo offensive – can’t think of any funny caption. A woman collapses in front of the man and all he can do is stand back and stare, even a photographer snapping photo’s – why didn’t Howard rush to help and comfort her?

  20. oops, sorry I didn’t mean to post twice

  21. Kittylitter, the whole picture sends a disturbing message.

    Those standing next to and around Howard are a disgusting bunch of people with only self interests.

    I expect the media crew to do nothing else but record
    as they have no heart, just a big nose to stick in everyone oriface.

  22. last comment,

    hang on, i didnt even hit submit(not that i noticed). i wasnt even finished .
    i wanted to say more. bloody
    (auto submit) can that happen?

    —————————–
    part 2 of first comment.

    That lady would never be rush to by this bunch but only to be made to wait till Howard finished walking around before medical assistance could be provided. (sound familiar)

  23. aqua

    Howard: H h hold on…………………….thats my tracksuit

    LOL

    joni

    OMD Tony – you are right – 58% of voters are brain dead.

    Don’t you mean Neil? Or do you know something we don’t – Is Neil Tony’s way of releasing his rightist rant’s while appearing all reasoned and intelligent under his Tony guise? Cunning!

  24. WTF is going on with me – I keep putting bloody ‘ in the wrong place. rant’s FFS? Since when did a rant ever own anything? 😳

  25. D’oh!

    Sorry Tony – it was Neil… I was “tired and emotional” after a long squawk.

    (Thanks D55)

  26. “Sorry Tony – it was Neil”

    LOL, I thought it was a reference to Tony Abbott’s comments about voters prior tyo the last election. Maybe a missed opportunity there joni.

  27. Now pick up all those credit cards you’ve dropped, you old bugger and spend, spend, spend.

    ps..I think that they’re just patterned tiles..but…

    (With due respect to the elderly gentleman, but I believe that he was ok).

  28. The hooligans are at it again – they will do anything for a dollar – remove this serf at once!

  29. aquanut & kittylitter

    yes, the indifference of those around Howard to a woman collapsed is astounding to say the least. As for Howard, Australia’s leader – total inaction. Enough said!

  30. Howard: H h hold on…………………….thats my tracksuit

    I’ll pay that one.

    “This is why I hate doing walk throughs, even in the posh neighbourhoods there’s some protester trying to embarrass me – well she’s wasting her time”

  31. Get up. You’ve never had is so good.

  32. “What Would Bush Do?”

  33. Inflated house prices? Record household debt? But, but your assets are now worth so much more.

  34. Re the economic crisis. JWH: It is my sad duty to advise that due to (insert favorite eg health, wife now wants to move to Canberra, daggy trakkies), that I must announce my retirement from politics.

    However, I am pleased to advise that my good and stalwarth friend Turnbull/Costello will be taking the helm to steer the good ship Australia through this crisis. [T’bull and PC turn tail and run in t’other direction]. Hey..fellas..come back..Australia needs you, I need you!!

    JWH returns to camera. I am pleased to advise that my umm, errr well..it looks as if it’s going to be Tony Abbott. Abbott, stands up front and center and states: My fellow Australians, the entire economic crisis can be immediately solved by a total ban on The Pill and by sending all unemployed males to the seminary..those ‘unsuitable’ (gay blokes) can join the Navy.

  35. RN, that photo should be used as an example to show how much care we have for others.

    Thankful it wasn’t a fire that day, How many Howard would of trampled over to get out first.

    #Get up. you’ve never had it so good.

    that will supply me with a few hours of chuckles.

  36. “and clip my eyebrows whilst you’re at it.”
    N’

    Miglo, on March 6th, 2009 at 12:02 pm Said:

    “Get up. You’ve never had is so good.”

    ROFL, N’ & migs.

    Earth to Neil: there’s a recession going on, there’s a recession going on, there’s a recession going on.

    Oh hang on. Now I geddit, in Neil World, Saints John and Peter would simply have donned their tights and capes and saved the world by flying backwards and reversing time…..

    Or, if the voters had only had the wit to re-elect the Rodent, he and Tip could have kept the costumes in mothballs and the world economy would have been saved, saved I tell’ee, by a simple number on a ballot!!!

    Or the Rodent could just have told the naughty recession that he’d choose what financial situation comes to this country and how it comes here…. Or he could have it sent to Christmas Island or Baxter…..The possibilities are endless in Neil World.

  37. Jane..brilliant re: Or the Rodent could just have told the naughty recession that he’d choose what financial situation comes to this country and how it comes here….

  38. How sad – looks like the handwringers are still stuck in their Tim Dunlop timewarp hehe

    Next week – the happy feet photo !

  39. Earth to Neil: there’s a recession going on, there’s a recession going on, there’s a recession going on.
    Jane, on March 6th, 2009 at 2:06 pm Said:”

    Yes I know but my understanding is that the budget deficit has been caused by policies of the ALP. Billions of dollars in handouts. Lots for the car industry. Billions more to who knows what. If they didn’t spend we would have a surplus budget

    i guess they are spending to stimulate the economy but who knows if it is a waste of money. If howard was still in power and wanted to spend to stimulate the economy it is highly unlikely that they would spend money on pink batts. They would have done something different.

  40. Neil of Sydney, on March 6th, 2009 at 10:54 pm Said:

    ‘If they didn’t spend we would have a surplus budget

    If there wasn’t a global financial crisis, they wouldn’t be spending. There would be even more money being socked away for a rainy day. Well, guess what, it’s raining and the nest egg is being raided to keep the household afloat, because that’s what nest eggs are for.

    “If howard was still in power and wanted to spend to stimulate the economy it is highly unlikely that they would spend money on pink batts. They would have done something different.”

    If the Rodent was in power he’d still be bullying refugees, jacking up the baby bonus and giving more bribes to the two-bob millionaires.

  41. “How sad – looks like the handwringers are still stuck in their Tim Dunlop timewarp hehe”

    As in desiring an improved future w/out the likes of Howie & his mob lurking about, furiously constructing the design for economic downturn in tandem w/ baby Bush in order to suck the worker’s lifeblood dry…yep, yer probably spot on.

    Must be nice to be spot on for once…eh davo?
    N’

  42. Davo, why are you so angry people have different views and honest ones at that.
    Yes, i see how it works, Liberals cannot get along, making up rumours about one another with extraordinary back stabbing skills, pretending to have leadership skills, laughable policies, Howard leaves and the party shows its strenght and falls apart, But if this room and its comments would stop the librals would be just fine again.

    Isnt it weird that when Costello speaks it makes Pauline Hanson look very smart indeed.

    My guess is Tim.D would be proud to still have an impression on you.

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