Caption Competition III

Our guest for the third installment of the caption competition is international man of mystery, Mark Vaile…

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24 Responses

  1. ” if you thought it was funny when I made my sunglasses disappear….”

  2. And you thought Linda Lovelace was good.

  3. I’ll practice with this before seeing the PM….

  4. My lovely octapus…

  5. It’s what you need to get into bed with the Liberals

  6. At least I didn’t order a banana shit from the Coogee Bay Hotel.

  7. “See, now that I’ve pulled it out my balance will be much better. Give me back the skateboard, I want another go…anybody care for a chocolate banana?”

  8. “Two more of these up there & Barnaby won’t be such a loose cannon John…well he may be loose, but not a cannon”

  9. “Give me a couple of minutes & I’ll disengorge the rest of the bunch, but they may be a little over-ripe”

  10. now we shall begin a demonstration from kamasutra chapter 51

  11. if Kevin rudd can go to a strip club, surely i can karoke?

  12. “Former Howard minister Mark Vaile confirmed today that he would begin a new career as the public face of a chain of clinics specialising in the treatment of erectile dysfunction. Unfortunately, Mr. Vaile’s suggestion that advertisements for the clinics be themed “A.W.B.” (A Whopping Banana) was rejected as potentially traumatic for children under the age of 12.”

  13. Ross,

    Seeing that you had a caption caused me to make sure I did not have a mouthful (f’nar f’nar) before reading, as you have caused coffee-spurting before with your captions.

  14. This one’s just like our Party, thick on top and skinny on the bottom.

  15. Peel away the cover and we are all fruits inside.

  16. Pic of the replacement of the Australian dollar currently worth only 64.4 US cents. Bananas were at one stage $9.99 per kg and therefore worth more than AUDs per kg. Obviously a Banana Republic.

  17. Surely the winner must be Ross with…. erectile dysfunction. Unfortunately, Mr. Vaile’s suggestion that advertisements for the clinics be themed “A.W.B.” (A Whopping Banana) was rejected as potentially traumatic for children under the age of 12.”

    Brilliant.

  18. Good call Min……

    *drum roll*

    And the winner is, once again Mister Ross Sharp with his “AWB” erectile remedy.

    Well done Ross!

    *resounding applause*

    Feel free to post an acceptance speech, speaking of which, where’s John McPhilbin these days??

  19. Ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod!! I can’t believe it! You like me! You actually like me! I ‘d like to thank my hairdresser, my poodle, and my fluffer.

    Thankyouverymuch. I have now left the building …

  20. Hairdresser???????

  21. Follicles, no matter how denuded they may be, long for the tender touch of loving craftsmen and women, just like regular hairy sprouts.

  22. Congrats Ross
    If only there was a way to send to each of us so we could sign(draw on it) our names .
    ———–
    Vaile in
    Broke back mountain solo
    ____

  23. Now you show me yours!

  24. Re Brokeback Mountain..Vaile doesn’t even begin to understand…

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