Sub-prime and Japan

Following the problems with Lehmann Bros and the sub-prime lending market
in the USA uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up,
and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will
likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikasi Bank were suspended
after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is
reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report
that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
that staff may get a raw deal.

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12 Responses

  1. I was halfway through the post before I realised that you were royally taking the piss. LOL.

  2. ROFLMAO!!! You had me going there for a bit until the name Karoke Bank just didn’t sing true…

  3. Meanwhile The Saki Bank has announced it’s going into liquidation, and clients of the Geisha Bank are feeling decidely f**ked.

  4. However shares at the Tepanyaki Bank are positively sizzling!

  5. Meanwhile the people at the Toyota Bank have been encouraged by the cash injection donated to the Prius Branch.

    Money for nothing…

  6. And I cannot take credit for the original post – it was emailed to me.

  7. And the amigurumi bank were caught out for just toying around, having not much of substance and for being minimalistic.

  8. I believe the Origami bank will fold.

  9. … and the Sakura Bank will blossom.

  10. Staff at the Sudoku Bank remain completely puzzled.

  11. or is the Sudoku Bank just moving the numbers around?

  12. The First Imperial Japanese Bank of Unethical Slaughter continues to have a whale of a good time.

    Groan.

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